If you’re reading this, then you’ll already know the tale: Erling Haaland, son of Alf-Inge, born in Leeds in July 2000 while his father was Continue Reading
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Leeds United analysis, transfers, scouting and tactical discussion — thoughtful long-form writing from a supporter invested in the club’s future both on and off the pitch.
The Premier League, According to the People Who Actually Care: 20 Clubs, 20 Voices, Predicting the 2026/27 Season
Countless emails, unanswered messages and increasingly desperate pleas later, I gathered the thoughts of fans, writers and content creators from across the Premier League to Continue Reading
Premier League Transfers 2026: Every Club’s Ins, Outs and My Take
When I first moved out of home and left for the big city lights of London, I realised I could spend hours at home with Continue Reading
Leeds United, Nico Elvedi, and the Swiss Army Knife
Nico Elvedi Leeds United transfer analysis: a closer look at the Swiss defender, his numbers, his strengths and weaknesses, and whether Leeds should go for Continue Reading
Leeds United, Igor Paixão, and Getting Hurt Again
Igor Paixão Leeds United transfer analysis: a closer look at the Brazilian winger, his numbers, his strengths and weaknesses, and whether Leeds should go back Continue Reading
Leeds United, Graham Smyth, and the Chief Football Writer
There are many jobs around the world that are hazardous to your health. Firefighters routinely run into burning buildings to save people running in the Continue Reading
Leeds United, Pre-Season, and the Curse of the Pirate Ship 🏴☠️
Good morning all. It’s my birthday today, celebrating a cool 36 years on this planet. As a result, this will very much be a SparkNotes Continue Reading
Leeds United, Goalkeeper Trauma and the James Trafford Temptation
Let’s start today with a question guaranteed to split opinion among Leeds fans: when was the last time you actually felt relaxed about our goalkeeper Continue Reading
Leeds United, Pre-Season, and American Adventures: Life Is A Highway
While the footballing world has only just waved goodbye to the World Cup, Leeds United have little time to dwell on what has been. The Continue Reading
Leeds United, Tarik Muharemović, and the Big Sexy Bosnian
When I wrote my article on El Chadaille Bitshiabu, I included an ode to Pascal Struijk at the beginning. At the time, word on the Continue Reading